Tell it, Randy.
Randy said fuck your bullshit
Jesus christ, someone captured the lip-biting. I fucking hate you.
People actually get in the shower on the same side as the shower head?
I do. Mainly cus I don’t turn on the shower until I’m in….
I’m not that brave.
Breakfast around the world
I love how everything’s all fancy n shit and then Australia’s like “nah give us some cornflakes mate”
Whoever made the British one has BURNT THE BACON.
I was at main event today and when I was playing lazer tag this 10 year old boy ran up to me and told me I was ugly but I smiled and told him I thought he was very handsome and he blushed and apologized for insulting me then he protected me through the whole game and even shot his own teammates but the greatest part is that when his friend called him a traitor he rolled his eyes and turned to me and apologized for his friend being “a total noob”